Band Profiles!!

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Name: Jo
D.O.B: 12.01.88
Position in band: Flute and mascot
Previous job: Mother
Favourite saying: I love to learn
Brief sum up: Don't fall over Jo!


Name: Emmie
D.O.B: 27.01.88
Postion in band: Drummer
Previous job: Russian pimp and Pirate
favourite saying: Wickhad! (oh, you would)
Brief sum up: I LOVE PIRATES!!!!!!!! yeah ARRR!!


Name: Natalie
D.O.B: 25.4.88
Position in band: Vocals
Previous job: Pornstar/pole dancer
Favourite saying: Shut up Jo
Brief sum up: Slag

Name: Lucy
D.O.B: 20.10.87
Position in band: Guitarist
Previous job: Counsellor
Favourite saying: Cunt
Brief sum up: She's coooool

Name: Lizzay
D.O.B: 18.9.87
Position in band: Flute
Previous job: Lepricorn
Favourite saying: -
Brief sum up: A green flute playing lepricorn

Name: Fran
D.O.B: 4.2.88
Position in band: Backing singer and publicity person
Previous job: Doctor
Favourite saying: Sorry
Brief sum up: Slutty, polite and best person in the group

Name: Sheyda (sheila)
D.O.B: 10.6.89
Position in band: Part-time bassist
Previous job: Elstons secret love slave
Favourite saying: Gonadz and strife
Brief sum up: Great bassist, funny, weird, constantly off drugs but constantly hyper